thejourneytonirvana:

lilmotel:

envyadams:

today at work i let someone into a dressing room and they said “thanks” and half of me tried to say “you’re welcome” and the other half tried to say “no problem” and i ended up saying “your problem”

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this post had me in tears

aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

safetytank:

i mISTOOK THE POLE CAP FOR PART OF ITS FACE

(Source: hashitaka)

littlejesseryan:

My mom asked me for a “formal picture” of my one month old baby, I sent her this.

(Source: sofapizza)

dadz0ne:

Same

dadz0ne:

Same

(Source: boy20770)

baeddha:

ohdaesusie:

please stop white people

(Source: lawebloca)

diamoncls:

diamoncls:

oh shoot i meant to start my homework at 5 and its 5:08 i guess i’ll start it at 6

oh crap it’s 6:04 better remember to start on it at 7!

(Source: trolling-potato)