eracist:

I hate when people transfer to my school and become popular no that’s bullshit I’ve been here for 12 years screw u

graveyardstuffers:

Me when i have to reblog from the source because u couldnt control your dumb ass comments

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officialwhitegirls:

i need to know who comes up with these

(Source: skypestripper)

generally:

im fuckin dying 

awkwardvagina:

truly an amazing sight (x)
awkwardvagina:

truly an amazing sight (x)

awkwardvagina:

truly an amazing sight (x)

(Source: theclearlydope)

me

(Source: evgeng)

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

the holidays are nearing us and let’s just have this festive post once again